Lyrics to dating game by insane clown posse
Let's see, hmm, well I'd have to think about it. Hurry up bitch I'm hungry, I smell spaghetti, I'd pinch her limpy ass and tell her get the food ready!Your dad would probably start trippin', and get me pissed.I'd sing love songs to ya, the best I can, get ya naked and hit it like a CAVEMAN!Then we'd go to the beach and walk in through sand.Let's see, hmm, well I'd have to think about it I might show up in a tux, ha! I'd probably just show up naked like I always do And look your mama in the eye and tell her fuck you!Hurry up bitch I'm hungry, I smell spaghetti, I'd pinch her limpy ass and tell her get the food ready!I'd go through your phonebook and whack em all And find contestant #1 and break his fuckin jaw!Anyone who looked at ya, would have to pay I'd be blowin fuckin nuggets off all day!
I'm standing, staring at your sister, I'll tell you this, you know for only 13 she got some big tits!
Grab your titties, and stretch em down past your waist Let go, and watch em both spring up in your face I'd sing love songs to ya, the best I can Get ya naked and hit it like a caveman Then we'd go through the beach and walk in the sand I'd throw a little sand in your face and say I'm just playin As you spit it all out, I'll fuck your back Grab your underwear and wedge it up your ass crack!
(Host) Well it sounds like contestant #2 is just overflowing with sensetivity Sharon, It's a tough choice so far, Sharon, let's have your last question And see which one is gonna win the right to your next date (Sharon) Ok, if we were at a dance club, And you both noticed me at the same time, Tell me, how would you each get my attention And what would your pick up lines be? Ok, first, I'd slide up to the bar And tell you that I can't believe how fuckin fat you are! I'd order you a drink, and stir it with my dick And then to get your attention in a crowded place, I'd simply walk up and stick my nuts in your face!
(Host) Now let's meet contestant #2, He's a psychopathic derranged crackhead freak Who works for the Dark Carnival. A man who expresses himself in his own special way. But if I did, I'd probably show you that I care, by takin all these other motha fuckers outta here!
#2, if you fell in love with me, exactly how would you let meknow? I'd go through your phonebook and whack 'em all, and find contestant #1 and break his fuckin jaw!Your dad would probably start trippin and get me pissed I'd have to walk up and bust him in his fuckin lips!